Red Malicious

This ad for Comstock Pie Sliced Apples appeared in the September, 1944 issue of Woman's Day magazine.

Wouldn't this sinister apple glaring down at the finished pie make you want to buy ones already cut up in a jar? Or maybe it's just me who thinks this apple looks like PURE EVIL?

Happy Valentine's Day!

I was hoping to get some cool vintage valentines on eBay like the ones Curly-Wurly posted last year, but I was too cheap. Instead we'll have to settle for two valentines I actually received plus two I made back in 1983.

From about 1980:

From 1987:

The Kool Aid Man Sings the Cole Porter Song Book

Two homemade valentines with the obligatory bad fruit and vegetable puns:

My heart 'beets' for you

We'd make a great 'pear'

Bonduelle TV-Spots

An anonymous blog reader was kind enough to bring these fantastic TV-spots (that's a nice way of saying commercials!) to my attention. They are German commerials for products of the French company Bonduelle. Here's a sampling of the characters you'll see:

Click here to see these adorable commercials and more! Everything is in German, but the language of Food with Eyes is universal! Also check out the kids' section for some games including one featuring this cute pea:

A YouTube search brought up a few more Bonduelle gems:

I bet you never thought you would see vegetables singing in Polish to the tune of "Hit the Road, Jack."



In case you want to learn the words:


And here's a Polish pea doing his best Gene Kelly as other veggies look on:

The Trouble with Fat

Here are more anthropomorphic foods doling out nutritional advice:

This time fruits, veggies, and whole grains are looking at the butter with concern and dismay. The poor butter is absolutely mortified. Well, he may be full of saturated fat, but at least he has no trans-fat like margarine! The original article is here.

Personalized Food with Eyes

By now your New Year's resolutions may have gone by the wayside. If so, these adorable fruits and veggies in a pea pod remind you to stick to your diet:

This ad came from a Prevention magazine a few years ago. The website's still around, minus the food with eyes.

The Snack Jar Plan

Mr. Peanut was not the first anthropomorphic legume to extol the virtues of peanuts as the perfect food. In 1946 the National Peanut Council produced The Snack Jar Plan in which a band of Snow-White-and-the-Seven-Dwarfs-like peanuts show us the merits of eating peanuts.

The cover:

Four peanut dwarfs (or are they elves?) pull Junior and his snack jar along while a chipmunk looks on with great interest.

Two peanut elves ride on the cuckoo clock as snack time is announced. They have apparently shed their pants for this activity.

How to decorate your snack jar:

The Jack and Jill one is rather disturbing. Peanut elf with pants turns the page.

Professor Peanut urges children to eat more:

A wise peanut owl:


Farmer peanut and his hoe:

Mr. Universe Peanut, 1946:

At the Movies with Roger Peanut:

Peanuts are an amazing food:

Especially when they have faces, talk, and ride on cuckoo clocks.

Mr. Peanut's Guide to Nutrition

Happy 2008 and welcome to the second year of Food With Eyes!

If you're like most people, you've probably made some New Year's Resolutions, and one might be to eat right and exercise more. But how can you accomplish this? With Mr. Peanut's Guide to Nutrition, of course. This 1970 booklet was endorsed by Dr. Evelyn B. Spindler of the USDA who urges young readers to "give nutrition a chance."

The cover of the booklet features Mr. Peanut balancing trays of balanced meals. Look closely and you will see Planters Creamy Peanut Butter and Planters Cocktail Peanuts among the offerings. Are the two young diners looking eagerly at his trays of food or the six-foot-tall peanut between them?


Mr. Peanut - Nutritionist. Wouldn't he be Dr. Peanut, then? This page postulates that since Mr. Peanut is a nut and the first letters of nutrition are N-U-T, then clearly he is an expert on nutrition. I hate to point out the flaw in that argument, but maybe I could believe he is an expert in legumetrician.


Mr. Peanut educates us about fats and vitamins. Here he is synthesizing some Vitamin D - or dry roasting himself?

More on vitamins and minerals, including vitamin letters with eyes. Except for poor Niacin who is a 9-legged freak. That Vitamin N just never caught on.

Mr. Peanut fishing and serving as host of The Biggest Loser:

My favorite image from the whole book: Mr. Peanut as a gondolier punting along on a hot dog through the intestinal canal.

Mr. Peanut gives an anatmony lesson. Let's be happy he stopped at the large intestine.

Mr. Universe Peanut shows off:

By now you must be asking, "But Mr. Peanut, what foods should I eat for good nutrition?" And the answer? P-Nutty Cocoa and Mr. Peanut's Sloppy Joes.

An array of nutritious Planters products and Happy Birthday Mr. Peanut (best imagined as Marilyn Monroe singing). He looked good then and is still going strong at over 100 years old.

All illustrations in Mr. Peanut's Guide to Nutrition were by Leonard Kessler.